X: 1 T:If You've Only Got A Moustache M:6/8 L:1/8 C:Stephen Foster, 1864 Z:Kevin Goess 4/13/200 N:Ok, this comic song you've probably never heard, but if you've ever read "Harris Sings A Comic Song" you'll appreciate it. K:D Q:140 A| "D" FDD DDD | D3-D2 A| "G" BGG GGG | G3 d2B | w:Oh! |all of you poor sin-gle |men, * Don't |ev-er give up in des-pair,\ w:For there's "D" AFF FFF | F3-F2 A | "A" GAG "D" FGF | "A" E3-E2 A| w:al-ways a chance while there's | life * To |cap-ture the hearts of the fair, * No "D" AFA ABA | A3-A2 A | "G" BGA "E7" B e> B | "A" c3-c2 B/c/ | w:mat-ter what may be your | age, * You | al- ways may cut a fine dash, * You will "D" dfe edc | d3- "G" d2 c/B/ | "D" A2F "A#dim" GFE | "Bm" F2 z "G" d2B | w:suit all the girls to a | hair * If you've |onl-y got a mous- | tache A mous- "D" A2z "G" d2B | "D" A2z "G" d2B | "D" A2F "A" GFE | "D" D3-D2 z|] w: tache, a mous-| tache If you've | on- ly got a mous-tache. W:2. W:No matter for manners or style, W:No matter for birth or for fame, W:All these used to have something to do W:With young ladies changing their name, W:There's no reason now to despond, W:Or go and do any thing rash, W:For you'll do though you can't raise a cent, W:If you'll only raise a moustache! W: A moustache, a moustache, W: If you'll only raise a moustache. W:3. W:Your head may be thick as a block, W:And empty as any football, W:Oh! your eyes may be green as the grass W:Your heart just as hard as a wall. W:Yet take the advice that I give, W:You'll soon gain affection and cash, W:And will be all the rage with the girls, W:If you'll only get a moustache, W: A moustache, a moustache, W: If you'll only get a moustache. W:4. W:I once was in sorrow and tears W:Because I was jilted you know, W:So right down to the river I ran W:To quickly dispose of my woe, W:A good friend he gave me advice W:And timely prevented the splash, W:Now at home I've a wife and ten heirs, W:And all through a handsome moustache, W: A moustache, a moustache, W: And all through a handsome a moustache.